December 22, 2019
Christmas is rushing towards us like an out of control sleigh, with a fat man in a red suit slumped in the driver’s seat, reins fallen from pudgy, cookie-stained hands, his eggnog soaked beard smelling strongly of rum. Have you finished your shopping yet? You obviously can’t rely on that jolly fellow; he’s a menace.
So, what do you do if you’ve still a few gifts to buy? Allow me to help. I don’t own a fuzzy red suit and only my breath reeks of rum, but I can help you acquire the goods. Check out the link below. There may still be time for Amazon to deliver with airborne reindeer-like speed. If not, there’s digital, which is faster anyway, no matter what Blitzen says, that blowhard ruminant. And consider the price: Karl Thorson and the Jade Dagger is still on sale for a measly ninety-nine pennies.
Click, shop, satisfy the adventure-hungry reader on your gift list, and avoid the hassle of wrapping. The Merry Christmas Link.